can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit
i wanna one day sit in a bathtub full of cash, naked
gonna get papercuts on your titties
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
The most iconic commercial in television history? I think YES.
omfg beyonce just did the “chick” part of the “boom boom chick” by MAKING THE CHAINMAIL ON HER ASS MOVE LIKE A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT
Britney’s strangled cat runs in the midst of Pink and Bey killing it will always be my favorite.
omfg That’s Enrique Iglesias as the king, wonderful!
Chemisty? More like chemMYSTERY
CAUSE IDK WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING.
Biology? more like BYEology
CAUSE IM OUT!
physics? More like phySYKES.
CAUSE THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement.
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.