lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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teroknortailor:

boi-interrupted:

luxuryon:

How to build a dome

All Photos © Steve Areen

This is awesome.

this is some tattooine level shit right here

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#food porn

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

being bad never felt so good, my dear

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terrakion:

i love not being straight 

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#how appropriate #literally me
i once bookmarked the second to last page of a borrowed book, when i returned it to the library i remember the hushed tones of gasps and curiosity. Why is the world so worried if we don’t finish? If we don’t get answers? It is okay to push away the plate you are given, if you decide not to eat.
Rakishi, “So goes the smoke” cir. 1966    
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conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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the-art-pimpette:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

you are EVIL

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#BEST

coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

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rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.